理解错了的急救呼叫【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德文 by me, 英文由Gemini proofread过
The Misunderstood Emergency Call
Two hunters are in the forest. Suddenly, one of them falls down.
The other immediately makes an emergency call: "I believe my friend is dead. What should I do?"
The paramedic says: "Calm down, please! First, make sure that he's really dead."
There's a moment of silence. Then, a loud gunshot is heard.
The hunter says: "Okay, what now?"
理解错了的急救呼叫译自德文 by me, 英文由Gemini proofread过
The Misunderstood Emergency Call
Two hunters are in the forest. Suddenly, one of them falls down.
The other immediately makes an emergency call: "I believe my friend is dead. What should I do?"
The paramedic says: "Calm down, please! First, make sure that he's really dead."
There's a moment of silence. Then, a loud gunshot is heard.
The hunter says: "Okay, what now?"
两个猎人在森林里打猎。忽然间其中一个倒在了地上。
另一个马上打急救电话：“我觉得我的朋友死了，我该做什么呢？”
急救护理人员：“请冷静下来。确认一下他的确是死了。”
电话安静了一会儿。一声刺耳的枪声响起。
猎人问：“好了。然后呢？”
【1】. p. 68. Die missverstandene Notruf-Situation. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes. Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
