冲浪潜水员

冲浪潜水员

【英文笑话】Two smart asses

冲浪潜水员 (2025-04-28 01:23:41) 评论 (0)

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Smart ass #1:

My Tinder bio says that

  • I have a corner office with views of the entire city, 
  • I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that 
  • I'm paid to travel.
Somehow, my dates never seemed too happy when I finally told them I'm a bus driver.

Smart ass #2:

A wealthy man tells another guy: "I'll give you $50K, but, to keep you challenged, your worst enemy gets double that."

The guy smiles and says, "Cool. I've always wanted $150K.'"

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