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Smart ass #1:
My Tinder bio says that
- I have a corner office with views of the entire city,
- I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that
- I'm paid to travel.
Smart ass #2:
A wealthy man tells another guy: "I'll give you $50K, but, to keep you challenged, your worst enemy gets double that."
The guy smiles and says, "Cool. I've always wanted $150K.'"
2025.4
