狩猎 [1]（笑话， 译文)
Translated from German by me
The Hunt
Father shark takes his son to hunt for the first time.
They spot a surfer and sneak up on him.
The son is excited and wants to attack immediately.
But the father holds him back and says:
“No, my son. First, we’ll circle around him a couple of times.”
So they swim around him several times, then they slam into him and eat him.
Afterwards the son asks:
“Papa, why do we make these boring circles around at all?”
The father answers:
“The prey first has to see us. They get scared and lose control of their bowels, then we attack.”
“Why is that?”
“Then they taste better.”
狩猎
鲨鱼父亲第一次带着它的儿子去狩猎。它们发现了一个冲浪的人，就开始围着他转悠起来。儿子非常激动，就想立刻发动攻击。但是父亲把它叫住，说：“我的儿子，别急。咱们先要围着他转几圈。” 于是它们围着他转了几圈，然后发起进攻，把他吃掉了。儿子于是问：“爸爸，咱们究竟为什么要围着他转那无聊的几圈呢？” 父亲回答：“猎物必须要先看到咱们。出于恐惧，它们会大小便失禁，咱们再开始攻击.” “为什么?” “因为那时沁人心脾！”
[1]. p. 19. Die Jagd. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
狩猎 （笑话， 译文)
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Translated from German by me
The Hunt
Father shark takes his son to hunt for the first time.
They spot a surfer and sneak up on him.
The son is excited and wants to attack immediately.
But the father holds him back and says:
“No, my son. First, we’ll circle around him a couple of times.”
So they swim around him several times, then they slam into him and eat him.
Afterwards the son asks:
“Papa, why do we make these boring circles around at all?”
The father answers:
“The prey first has to see us. They get scared and lose control of their bowels, then we attack.”
“Why is that?”
“Then they taste better.”
狩猎
鲨鱼父亲第一次带着它的儿子去狩猎。它们发现了一个冲浪的人，就开始围着他转悠起来。儿子非常激动，就想立刻发动攻击。但是父亲把它叫住，说：“我的儿子，别急。咱们先要围着他转几圈。” 于是它们围着他转了几圈，然后发起进攻，把他吃掉了。儿子于是问：“爸爸，咱们究竟为什么要围着他转那无聊的几圈呢？” 父亲回答：“猎物必须要先看到咱们。出于恐惧，它们会大小便失禁，咱们再开始攻击.” “为什么?” “因为那时沁人心脾！”
[1]. p. 19. Die Jagd. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.