Who is God

西门烧雪 (2007-08-27 18:19:05) 评论 (1)

Who is God?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.

Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?
Father: Both, son, both.

(After a short while the boy comes back.)
Boy: Dad, is God black or white?
Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.

(After a short while the boy comes back.)
Boy: Dad, Does God love children?
Father: Absolutely, son. God loves children.

(After another wait, the boy comes back again)
Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?