>三字经 （英文版）
>人之初， At the beginning of life,
>性本善。 sex is good.
>性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
>习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
>苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
>性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
>教之道， During the way of learning it,
>贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
>昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
>择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
>子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
>断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
>窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
>有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
>教五子， All his five sons took it,
>名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
>养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
>父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
>教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
>师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
>子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
>幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
>老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
>玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
>不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
>人不学， People who don't learn sex,
>不知义。 their life will become meaningless.
