8. Are you scare of your government as we are? 你是不是和我们一样害怕你的政府？I don’t know what you are scare of, but I am really scare of its efficiency and power. See, it just transformed a very poor country with the largest population on the world into a Number Two economy in just 40 years. Have you seen any government could do similar job before?
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long? 你们的长寿秘诀是中药和太极拳吗？ I don’t know much about Chinese medicine, but I think Taichi may help some people with chronic diseases to improve their health.
Do you feel like you belong here? 你觉得你属于这里吗？ Still not completely yet. I like the natural environment of Australia with good air quality, and a more relaxed civil life. However, I am concerned that Australia has too many kangaroos, and I know kangaroos sometimes attack people. I am afraid of them.
4.What does dog taste like? 狗肉啥味道？I don’t know as I have never tried before. I know people in some countries like it. There must be reason for it.
5. what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in? 抠鼻子、吐痰和推挤都是些什么梗？ Those are bad habits, I don’t have them.
6. Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises? 中国男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？Not really. Many Chinese men have comparable sizes as men from other countries. Actually，Chinese penises work better and productive than others during the sex life. If you like, I will try with you or your sisters, and I can satisfy you. BTW, did you see we have the No.1 population in the world, that reflects we have much more and better-quality sex life than other countries on the world.
7. Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent? 白人说话模仿中国口音招你恨吧？ Not at all. I take it as easy as a humor or joke. When I am in that situation, I will reply to the speaker in the same accent. “Doo yoou likee my speakee?”
I think they are good questions, and I don't feel offended and can frankly answer them: 不必用咄咄逼人的反击语气。即使脏话，也用文明语言回答。
1. Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？到处都能看到中国人，你们自己的国家有什么问题吗？My country is over-populated. As my country and people are getting richer and richer in last 30 years, we tend to travel and see the world. That is why you can see more and more Chinese tourists on everywhere of the world.
2. Did you play the piano and go to a selective school? 你是否弹钢琴、上重点学校？I don't play piano, but I 'd like someone play piano for me. I just went to a public school when I was young, and I think I have met kids from families of different ranks. That is good. In a selective school, I am afraid that my social circle might be limited.
3.What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed? 路易威登产品有什么好？你们为什么这么热衷？It is true. Some Chinese women are fond of them, but I really don't know why. Maybe they are cheaper than other brand-names.
Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？
- Everywhere I look there's a white guy. What's wrong with Europe?
Did you play the piano and go to a selective school?
- No, how about you?
What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed?
- I don't have any. Others have their own fashion choices I guess.
what does dog taste like?
- What does pork taste like? My Muslim friends want to know.
what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in?
- Uncivilized behaviors. Like being racist in white people.
Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises?
- Human beings only need one large organ: the brain.
Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent?
- If his native language is Chinese I understand.
Are you scare of your government as we are?
- You and I have the same government.
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long?
- No it's the genetics and healthy lifestyle.
Do you feel like you belong here?
- Of course and I will build a large family for generations to come.
我会直接回答：that's none of your business. 如果对方继续，我会直接说：fuck off.
a. 没吃过。 seems you are interested in.
a. 我感觉我的太大了。most of the condoms here are too small for me.