1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.
2) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
3) Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on >Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", >but he is not sure of the
question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
4) Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, A! h Beng goes to work with his thermo flask >Boss : "What
is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
5) After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it
with >the original for spelling mistakes.
6) Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Ah Beng Story
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1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.
2) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
3) Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on >Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", >but he is not sure of the
question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
4) Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, A! h Beng goes to work with his thermo flask >Boss : "What
is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
5) After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it
with >the original for spelling mistakes.
6) Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Because below 18 not allowed.
2) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
3) Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on >Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", >but he is not sure of the
question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
4) Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, A! h Beng goes to work with his thermo flask >Boss : "What
is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
5) After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it
with >the original for spelling mistakes.
6) Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.