网友:地震后我们班有两个极品女生,真是令人哭笑不得
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这次地震我们班两个女生十分好笑(她们当初很高的分数考到北京,可都是学习很不错的噢),大家感触一下,相信我讲的这种女孩很多人身边也有。
先说第一个。地震后吓的直哆嗦,我们几个轮流安慰她。晚上蒙着被给她妈打了半宿电话,哭着说想家,不想在北京呆了,甚至想第二天坐飞机回家。她妈没同意,又让她妈过来陪她。
第二天早上,她眼睛红红的问问我:“老大,北京会不会再地震啊?”我说这事说不好,她又哇的一声哭了:“北京这个鬼地方居然地震,早知道我还不如读南大了……”。大家哄了她半天,终于破涕为笑。后来她妈妈又给我们打过电话来,挨个嘱咐我们,一定要多照顾她,因为她胆小,没出过远门。
19号系里动员捐款,生活委员问她捐多少。她赶紧把我拉到门外悄悄问:“这是不是学校乱收费啊?”我说这是给灾区的,应该没人敢贪污。她随后回到宿舍,当着大家的面给她妈打了个电话,问自己应该捐多少。挂掉电话后拿出一张百元大钞:“我妈让我捐50元”,生活委员赶紧给她找回50元。
据说她家在无锡开了个大型的音像城,我们看过她家的别墅照片,车库里停着宝马、马六各一辆呢!
另个女生也很好笑。她一直跟男朋友在外面住,很少看到她。12号地震,19号系里通知开会,不许缺席。终于看到她了,我们说给四川地震捐款。她很吃惊:“啊,前几天北京地震了,怎么四川也地震了,不是吧?”我们说是真的,伤亡了很多人。她恍然大悟:“难怪我老公说因为四川地震,国家不让打网游了,还以为他骗我呢。”
后来又进来几个女生,她赶紧过去告诉人家:“四川地震了,你们知道吗?”,大家都沉默不语。
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