大妈IKEA床上睡的正香 忽然被掀开棉被...
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知名家具业者IKEA(宜家家居)卖场,不时会出现真把卖场当成自家沉睡、躺着滑手机的各式奥客,中国也有同样情况,中国网路红人"龙哥"便号召同伴出招反制,一群人围攻熟睡中的顾客,翻看棉被、枕头、床铺等,让这些奥客们不得不起床。
龙哥昨天将在IKEA恶搞奥客们的影片po到《微博》,影片中,他带领数人在卖场内寻找睡觉中的顾客,然后开始翻看、讨论棉被怎样、床铺如何,惊醒的顾客气骂:"有病啊"、"你们谁啊",龙哥等人则若无其事地表示就是要看看床。
还有一名老伯在一张沙发上抱着枕头熟睡,龙哥等人不但翻看沙发垫子,还把枕头从老伯手上抽出,老伯醒来不满表示:"干嘛啊你们,我正他妈睡的香呢!你们干嘛啊!"众人表示就是看看沙发,男子不满再呛:"没看见我这正睡的香呢!你们这些人怎么这么没素质啊!混蛋!"
中国网友们看了影片纷纷留言"老头,到底谁没素质?真不理解"、"最后那个老人还有理了?倚老卖老"、"最后那个大爷是活了千年的双标王八吧"、"我最不能理解的是为什么要去宜家睡?被很多人坐啊躺啊,多脏啊"、"这些人干嘛,没家吗?"、"就得给这些没素质的人一个教训"。
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