中国各地方言 把歪果仁虐到怀疑人生(视频)
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大家都知道,对歪果仁来说,学普通话是非常困难的。
要命的是,中国除了普通话,还有各种各样的方言……
@歪果仁研究协会 22日的一段视频告诉我们,中国的方言,才真的是把老外虐到怀疑人生……
其实,歪果仁会说的中国方言还挺多:闽南语、粤语、四川话、河南话、北京话、上海话、海南话、东北话、天津话但凡在中国待过一段时间,都或多或少会学两句。
像这位红衣小姐姐,就用四川话把美国说得很标准啊~
如何掌握一门中国方言?从爆粗口开始
北京人看球:跟丫死磕!不踢滚蛋!
东北话有点凶:你今天咋样?!
四川人骂人:锤子!
重庆人则说成芽儿。
海南话表达狗带:撸虎帝~
粤语的diu有Fxxk的意思
说起粗话来,歪果仁的方言真的很标准呢~
为什么会想学中国方言呢?
这位黑人小哥的回答亮了:第一次到中国的时候,我一点中文都不会。我迷路之后,跟售票员用英文说:I wan to go to
Shenyang。(我想去沈阳)
然后,下了飞机我才发现,我不在沈阳,我在咸阳
从那时候起,他就决定要学中国话
这位小哥,敢问你是在中国哪个城市的机场买的票?
马来西亚的朋友则表示,他们当地的中马社区会有说福建话的活动,帮助新一代学习方言。
他们对中国的网络语言感到佩服:能把某种感觉浓缩成一两个字,太厉害了!
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