如果一睁开眼睛,有一隻像猫这麽大的老鼠爬到身上逛大街,你会一边尖叫一边跑走,还是像这名男子如此淡定?网络上流传一部令人“又惊奇又失望”的影片,一隻在地铁游荡的巨鼠,爬上了正在熟睡的男子身上“侦查”,而牠在男子身上肆意走动弄醒了对方,但男子的反应却让万众网友们大失所望,崩溃喊道:“这不是我要的结果!”
一个专门发布“纽约地铁百态”的TikTok频道近日发布一支名为“这种反应对我来说还不够紧急”的21秒短影片,影片在网络上被广为流传,影片中可见,一名男子正在地铁上熟睡,而“一隻像猫一样大”的超大老鼠在一旁閒晃,晃著晃著,这隻毛茸茸的恶魔慢慢地靠近男子的脚边,并沿著他的脚爬上去“侦查”,接著更是嚣张地爬到了男子的脖子上。
过了不久,这名男子终于逐渐意识到身上的不对劲而醒来,这时,这隻巨鼠还是在他身上肆意游荡,直到牠慢慢地从男子的身体走下来,男子才淡定看了一会儿,然后站起来让巨鼠“安全降落”在地上。
男子似乎察觉到异状,从睡梦中醒来,淡定地看著这头巨鼠。(翻摄,TikTok)
这支影片至今已达到300多万点阅,并有4万多人热议,而大部分的人都对这名男子“极其淡定”的反应感到惊奇而且失望,纷纷表示,“他太冷静了,他家肯定有养老鼠”“我看这支影片的反应比他的反应还大”“昨天他肯定经历过一样的事情”“这不是我要的结果啊!”“纽约一定对此习以为常,如果这发生在伦敦,整个车厢都会尖叫而且会上新闻”;也有人分享如果是自己遇到这种情况会做出的反应,“我的灵魂会离开我的身体”“我肯定原地去世”。
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