没有广场舞的日本老人怎么过晚年 真是太逗了!
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还记得那个执着于发明喝茶机的日本老爷爷么?
老爷子79岁了,为了不用茶壶喝茶,每天孜孜不倦地搞发明,人送称号大阪爱迪生。
大阪爱迪生前面的4个发明,全失败了。
简单地说,就是为了冷却茶水,老爷子把饮茶的管子越变越长,越变越长
到了喝茶机4.0,他的管子直接上天了
那时,他原本是打算利用滑轮原理,用手把管子拉上去的。
只可惜,屋顶固定滑轮的杆子没放好,啪嗒一声掉下来,砸中了老爷子的头
时隔半年,老爷子又带着喝茶机5.0上电视了!
当当当当!这次的喝茶机是童话风格的,老爷子给它取名喝茶气球~
老爷子说了,上次用手拽不是砸头了吗,这次用氦气球,总不会有危险了吧?
于是,他含住管子的一头,把茶水倒进另一头;
轻轻放手,眼见着管子随着氦气球渐渐飞起来,难道这回终于要成功了吗?!
嗯??怎么不动了?
嗯嗯???
额由于茶水太重,气球浮力不足,老爷子又加了5个气球,再次尝试。
咳咳,上面那段掐了,重新开始。
倒水;
放飞;
emmm
这回倒是浮力够了,可是,老爷子您的饮茶机质量不过关啊
灰常可惜,老爷子又一次失败了。
翻译来自微博用户@综艺情报局
不过,生命在于折腾,期待屡败屡战的老爷子再给我们带来喝茶机6.0~
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