奥运"脑残粉"自办游泳比赛...场地:水坑
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近日,美国路易斯安那科技大学学生科尔•拉格朗日(Cole
LeGrange)在一个浅平的低洼大水坑里游泳,完成了属于自己的“奥运会游泳比赛”。
近日,里约奥运会的举行激动人心,但是没有人能像拉格朗日一样对奥运会如此着迷,以至于在一个浅平的低洼河口进行只属于自己的“奥运会游泳赛事”。只见他身穿内裤,头戴泳帽,还戴着一副泳镜,假装自己是一名奥运会游泳运动员。
他的朋友乔西•凯斯勒(Josh Kesler)一边为他录视频,一边进行“赛事解说”。
该视频自从传到拉格朗日的“推特”上之后,迅速走红,分享量超过1.4万次。视频中显示,拉格朗日正在河口的浑水中进行着比赛,凯斯勒在旁边无比激动地呼喊着:“现在进行的是个人混合泳决赛,第一道是蝶泳,运动员们已经游过了第一赛道,哦!现在拉格朗日正在仰泳,简直太壮观了!拉格朗日现在位置领先,速度惊人,非常棒!快!快看!拉格朗日已经创造了新的纪录,拉格朗日排位第一,夺得冠军。”
拉格朗日说:“在这样一个河口我就能完成赛事,十分满足,这体现了我自己的奥运精神。”
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