网友收集春运恶搞段子:成吉思汗只能骑马往回飙
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找小姐包夜排队购票,开往火星的火车票……”21日,网友发帖晒自己收集的春运恶搞段子,雷翻不少网友。
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网上流传的恶搞版"火车票",地球开往火星。
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网友秀300张热门线路火车票,被指恶作剧。
红网长沙1月22日报道
每年春运来临,归心似箭的心情几乎都被“一票难求”困扰,乡愁成了一张小小的火车票,“痛并快乐着”的网友感叹“蜀道难,难不过火车票”,许多和春运有关的搞笑段子、图片等粉墨登场,如找小姐包夜排队购票,开往火星的火车票,还有自称高干子弟拿数百张火车票出来腻味人的等,在开怀一笑之余也充满了无可奈何。
这不,21日晚上,网友“湘水悠悠”就在红网论坛发帖,晒了自己收集的春运恶搞段子,激起不少网友跟帖,晒自己在网上或即时通讯工具上看到的相关恶搞段子。这些段子,让人忍俊不禁,同时又让网友感慨“笑中想哭,不是一般的讽刺,实乃一幅耐人寻味的‘春运浮世绘’”,“我们的泪已经干了,看到这些段子,咱又无奈的笑了”,“这些灰色的幽默段子,看后只有苦涩,希望铁路部门尽早改革。”
网友收集的“春运恶搞段子”主要有以下几种类型:
一是仿词类。《沁园春·买票》:“春节又到,中华大地,有钱飞机,没钱站票。望长城内外,大包小包。大河上下,民工滔滔。早起晚睡,达旦通宵,欲与票贩试比高。须钞票。看人山人海,一票难保。车票如此难搞,引无数英雄竞折腰。昔秦皇汉武,见此遁逃;唐宗宋祖,更是没招!一代天骄,成吉思汗,只好骑马往回飙。”
二是喷饭型。“某高校大学生春节欲归家,往车站买票。硬座卧铺皆不得,只站票有余。生遂曰:‘给我一张无座的车票’,售票员拒绝。生大惑,‘为什么?’售票员严肃的说:‘上头决定,层层领导严令遵守,基层人员不得违反,一个重要的承诺:今年春节,我们坚决不让一个学生,站着回家!’”
三是调侃型。“一个男人问街边小姐:包夜多少钱?小姐回:200元。再问:是不是怎么样都行?小姐羞涩回道:是!……男的大喜:今晚你帮我到火车站排队买票去!”
四是恶搞型。“我在出租车里听到别人打电话到电台点歌,有一个男人打电话进去说:‘我是外地人,现在回家的车票买不到了,只好在某市过年了。我想点首歌。’主持人问他:‘你想点歌送给谁?’我当时还想这还用问,肯定是远方的父母亲人了,谁知道他却回答说:‘我想点一首陈小春的《算你狠》,送给某市所有工作人员以及所有票贩子!’”
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