网友恶搞“开往火星”火车票 需要排队15天购买
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网上流传的恶搞版"火车票",地球开往火星。
近日,在红网论坛等网上知名论坛,流传着一篇题为《排队15天,意外得到开往火星的火车票》的恶搞帖文,并附带一张PS的开往火星的火车票,暗讽火车票“一票难求”。这张PS的火车票在网上即时通讯工具里也广泛流传,网友多称这张恶搞版的“火车票”很有创意,“好玩、有趣”,还分析说,这种娱乐方式是春运中焦灼的人自我调节心理压力的好方法。
帖文以诙谐的口吻讲述自己做梦为回家过年,在火车站排队第15天了,正当绝望的时,有陌生人给他提供了张不要钱的“友情票”,开往火星,梦醒以后揣测自己是看春运买票难新闻太多了,却发现手里“真有”一张开往火星的票,于是展示出了自己PS的火车票:右上角有“地火友好同盟(售)”字样,时间为2009年1月25日(即大年三十),00:00发射,NB2008号舱,全价:300能量块(排队
15天),新空调氧气舱,售票员ET。
网友跟帖有调侃的,也有给春运提建议的,好不热闹。“如果你不想去火星了,可以原价转让,否则被当黄牛抓了,你将这个票吃了都不行了”网友“1068”这么说。除了建议实名制购票解决排队问题外,还有不少网友称取消火车票代售点不合理的手续费就好了,“不少代售点很少人去排队,要是不收手续费就好了,再说既然是代售点,代替火车站销售火车票,那么费用应该由火车站向代售点支付,而不应该由消费者承担。”
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