英国一位家庭妇女在阿斯达(Asda)超市购物时困窘万分,原来这位女子喜好激情自慰,在购物时穿着了一件电池动力震荡内裤,当她性高潮来时却昏厥在地。
这位斯旺西市不肯透露姓名的33岁女子对AnnSummers牌女性内衣颇为青睐,而一款黑色带电池动力震荡的性感内裤更使她的性生活丰富多彩。她推着购物车在超市里购物时,内裤中震荡器却让她兴奋不已,最终这个2.5英寸的震荡器唤醒她的性高潮,竟让她当场晕倒在地,她倒地时头部不巧撞在货物架上。
超市管理人员急忙请求护理人员帮助,令护理人员不解的是,他们竟隐隐听到该女子内衣间传出一种嗡嗡作响的声音,随后便将她送到医院接受治疗。
医生对她进行了全面检查,最后才发现该女子的病因原来是这个黑色内裤,当她出院的时候,医生们用一个黑色塑料袋装着这个黑色内裤,交给脸色通红的患者。阿斯达超市发言人幽默地称,我们很高兴地看到顾客来此购物作为一件“兴奋”的事情,但是我们期望下次不要再有类似情况出现。
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knickers By Lester Haines The following cautionary tale must
surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can
happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a
33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann
Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in
Swansea. Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch
vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against
shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the
paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing".
Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the
senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery.
Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly
concealed in a plastic bag. To its credit, the Sun does not name
the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her
local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the
Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total
amnesia - whichever comes soonest. For the record, Ann Summers
notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know
why.