老丈人的下马威 第一次上门老丈人徒手劈砖
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俗话说,女儿都是爸爸上辈子的小情人,今生的小棉袄。无论女儿多大,都是父亲心目中的小公举。如果要穿走别人家的小棉袄,你可得想好了,未来岳父不是好惹的。
今天,微博上一条探讨“你岳父曾给过你什么下马威”的博文一下子火了起来,看来不少毛脚女婿都曾经经历过一些“不堪”的回忆啊!
网友们分享的经历,让很多人产生了共鸣。
老铁估计听了这句话,心里绝对是慌得不行了~
刑警队的老爸就是如此不走寻常路,无声胜有声啊!
一位散尽家财一位紧张得直抽烟,看来老丈人也是不停给自己加戏啊~
老丈人未卜先知啊,“叫你别动手啊,因为动手了可能根本不是对手啊~”
上门第一个就考方向感,想想也蛮有道理的,不是吗?
老丈人的下马威都是出自爱女之心,对此,不少网友也分享了自己遭遇过的,或者自己老爸曾经给出的难题。
看来除了老爸,有哥哥的女朋友也不好搞啊
他跑再慢,也追到我啦,怎么听着这么浪漫呀~
这老爸是心有多大,这女婿听了又该有多心凉
这位老爸操心也太早了点吧
非常耿直而实际的老爸,哈哈
不少单身狗都纷纷表示,悲哀啊,求个女朋友吧~
老丈人的下马威只是对女儿的爱,而每个能够接住这些下马威的真汉子,一定要好好守护住自己的真爱哦~互相理解、互相扶持,不要辜负眼前人,不然可能还真够喝一壶的了。
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