中国编剧脑洞太大!来看看这篇神台词合辑
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追剧是件非常心累的工程,有过经验的人都懂。有的剧,等了一周好容易更新了,偏偏被一个穿帮搞的没了心思。还有的剧呢,看一集就知道8年后发生的事了。为了体贴大家看剧的各种心酸,小编奉上这篇神台词(合辑),配合日前那篇“中国电视剧的11个定论”。疗效极好,妈妈再也不用担心你看电视剧浪费时间了!
1.我故意将全身血液集中在一处。你一定是在逗我……
2.别说爷爷,父母的生死都跟“我”毫无关系!
对,都死了,我是爷爷生养的!
噢,NO!爷爷也被杀害了……
3.编剧既有历史知识,又是预言帝。
战争开始的时候,已经预言是八年
最后一年的时候再来个动员大会
4.凭什么?还有两更是黑白道长收了回扣吗?!
我只问一句,凭什么
你们出来说清楚!
5.真的神枪手是这样滴:
八百里是多远?
duang~
6.你这么任性,是编剧教的么?
你能用枪把飞机打下来,我就跪
7.对不起,中国的有句话不是这么说的。
学好语文……
8.这么牛,想来抗战应该一年就足够了吧!
后裔有自带技能?神雕侠侣有后裔?
以下未找到原剧照,但保证你一定在某部电视剧里听过!
9.倚天屠龙记里紫衫龙王当年在灵蛇岛对金毛狮王说:“谢三哥,我这辈子没说过谢字。”
也是眼瞎了,才会任你骗
10.皇上,这条约签了的话,我们大清可就成半封建半殖民地社会了!
都是预言帝
11.“你闭嘴!今天的事情你给我说清楚!”
12.来人啊,都给我退下!皇上你神经病么……
13.哈哈哈哈,你中了我的奸计了!
14.哈哈,你也有今天,虎落平阳被犬欺!!
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