微博囧事:男子嫌龙虾小当街脱光 "都没我JJ大"
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【龙虾大还是鸡鸡大】微博网友爆料,7月16日晚,上海寿宁路,一个男子因为嫌小龙虾小,脱光衣服让老板娘看!他说:"老板娘,你们店里的龙虾没有一个有我鸡鸡大,你看!"
现在警方已经火速赶到。
微博评论:
水色-希夷微博达人:切下来,红烧了再比[挖鼻屎] //@bonyari: 一直是销魂的背影。[哈哈]对大小这事太认真了。。
粘合国组织撸管协会会长:哈哈哈哈哈哈拜托比小龙虾大有什么好骄傲的/
若瑟_天牧星星: 到底想证明他的大还是龙虾小呢?
她说_FashionColors:瞬间不想吃小龙虾了
王乃龙:老板娘和她的小伙伴们惊呆了。
T-Shining:那么牛逼去跟澳龙比大小啊……好吧,还是笑尿了…… (
木子婉清_0830:大哥好丢人,酒醒之后怎么面对小弟呀!
(David)
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