网络票选的2009最棒咪咪姬丽哈泽自曝喝茶胸大
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艺人是否真的比较唬烂?荣获《太阳报》网络票选为「2009年最棒咪咪」的姬丽哈泽尔(Keeley
Hazell),如今转战为艺人后,也有这等本事。
姬丽目前赴美发展,追求她的演艺生涯。她并且授受Maxim杂志的专访和拍照,大秀她的32E「深沟」。该杂志的记者「抄袭」以前台湾电视广告经典对白「是不是每个台湾女孩子都跟你一样呀﹖」的老梗,问姬丽说﹕「是不是每个英国女孩都有像你那样大的咪咪呀﹖」
没想到姬还真的很会接梗。她回答说﹕「是呀﹗我还Goggle过呢,全世界咪咪最大的,就是英国女人。我想这跟我们平常爱喝茶有关。」
姑奶奶你真会唬烂。只听说什么喝青木瓜四物饮可以让你咪咪变大(广告啦),怎么现在连喝茶都有疗效﹖我想,台湾卖茶类饮料的业者,都应该找她代言,鼓吹喝茶可以让你变成大咪咪。如此一来,开发出另一个重大商机,某些业者就不致于因为「儿茶素」有没有「灌水」的问题,被人K得满头包啦﹗
不过,姬丽也没有完全为大胸部的好处背书 。她说�「大胸部不一定好。会让你背痛。驼背。」
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