美国乞丐理由很强大: 忍者杀了全家 要钱学功夫

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我长得很像奥巴马,我需要改变。

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老婆被绑架了,我只需要98美分交赎金。

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对不起,我是一个盲人,我可以感受一下你的乳房吗?

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给一美元就可以骂(我)

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时间旅行者!求助:需要1美元购买能量电容器。

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无家可归的杰迪(Jedi——星球大战人物)

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无家可归!比尔需要阔妇

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忍者杀了我全家,我需要钱去学功夫

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我可以编html程序,请给点食物

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为什么要说谎!我就需要一杯冰啤酒

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要让我离开你得付25美分

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被电脑模拟人代替了,请给于帮助

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布兰妮的姐姐要生小孩了,我需要钱买个好点的礼物

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上帝!我只想过把瘾


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全家被忍者绑架,需要4美元学空手道

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迫切需要织发补发


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给我点钱,不然踹你脸

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妖怪吃了我的家人!能不能给点钱换一个新的壁橱门?

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需要钱买啤酒、锅、渔船(嗨,至少我没有胡说八道)


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我需要资金作酒精研究!

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我们一起做午餐吧!不过东西你买