刘信达宋祖德最新爆料:孙红雷和林志玲是奸夫淫妇!
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<�孙红雷和林志玲是奸夫淫妇!>
刘信达之娱乐文章 2009-10-14 13:29 阅读104713 评论200 字号: 大大 中中 小小
孙红雷和林志玲是奸夫淫妇!
13日下午,由孙红雷、林志玲、李立群、甘薇主演的西部夺宝喜剧《决战刹马镇》在京举行开机发布会。林志玲一双红袜抢尽风头,孙红雷否认“不愿与花瓶对戏”令全场笑料连连。
为此,诸多媒体使用了“硬汉遇上娃娃音”的夺目标题。
其实,在刘信达看来:孙红雷和林志玲,压根儿就是一对奸夫淫妇!所谓的“硬汉”,只是“奸诈”的美称;透过林志玲的“娃娃音”,我们听到了清晰的“床第之吟”。
刘信达批判孙红雷、林志玲,一直不遗余力,长年来对他们层层剥皮,今后还将狠抽他们的内部之筋,直到这对狗男狗女灰溜溜从荧屏消失为止。
德达侦探所的侦探已经对孙红雷、林志玲实行24小时跟踪侦探,力争抓奸在床,提供看客们一个大大的过瘾。
(公务缠身,时间仓促,病句、错别字、标点在所难免,见谅见谅哦)
No.2
文强睡过的女明星完全榜单!
刘信达之娱乐文章 2009-10-23 00:18 阅读172445 评论540 字号: 大大 中中 小小
文强睡过的女明星完全榜单!
据德达侦探所侦探情报,文强睡过的女明星完全榜单如下:
林志玲、黄圣依、周迅、田震、李湘、张筱雨、谢娜、张靓颖、高圆圆、蒋雯丽、周笔畅、蒋勤勤。
一共12人榜上有名。刘信达不太想作评论,只是在鄙视文强的同时,鄙视上述12位“星光闪闪”的女人。
(公务缠身,时间仓促,病句、错别字、标点在所难免,见谅见谅哦)
PS:刘信达为宋祖德之胞弟。。。
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