施氏食狮史
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮。食时，始识是十狮，实十石狮尸。试释是事。
移民官手上拿着标准答案念题目。只要听懂了题目，回答沾边就行。
6. What is one right or freedom from the First Amendment?*
▪ press
问题关键词：First Amendment 费事提 艾末末
答案： 怕死
11. What is the economic system in the United States?*
▪ market economy
问题关键词：economic system 一颗糯米食食堂
答案： 马骑 一颗糯米
13. Name one branch or part of the government.*
▪ President
问题关键词：one branch 玩伴去
答案： 盼死等
17. What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress?*
▪ the Senate and House (of Representatives)
问题关键词：US Congress US 看国事
答案： 善良特好使
20. Who is one of your state’s U.S. Senators now?*
▪ Ted Cruz
问题关键词：your state’s U.S. Senators 有 死替死 US 善良特
答案： 铁裤子
27. In what month do we vote for President?*
▪ November
问题关键词：what month 我慢 喔 盼死等
答案： 罗万八
28. What is the name of the President of the United States now?*
▪ Obama
问题关键词：President now 盼死等 闹
答案： 奥巴马
44. What is the capital of your state?*
▪ Austin
问题关键词：capital your state 盖笔头 有 死替死
答案： 奥士丁
45. What are the two major political parties in the United States?*
▪ Democratic and Republican
问题关键词：two major political parties 兔 没有 怕你啼哭 爬梯死
答案： 达摩快艇 为怕被你啃
54. How old do citizens have to be to vote for President?*
▪ eighteen (18) and older
问题关键词：How old vote President 好呕 喔 盼死等
答案： 爱听 呕的
56. When is the last day you can send in federal income tax forms?*
▪ April 15
问题关键词：income tax forms 银矿 特克斯 放
答案： A婆 肺腑停
70. Who was the first President?*
▪ (George) Washington
问题关键词：first President 费事提 盼死等
答案： 华盛顿
75. What was one important thing that Abraham Lincoln did?*
▪ freed the slaves
问题关键词：Abraham Lincoln 阿拉伯汗 林肯
答案： 飞鱼 死累
78. Name one war fought by the United States in the 1900s.*
▪ World War II
问题关键词：1900 来听韩娟
答案： 窝窝头
85. What did Martin Luther King, Jr. do?*
▪ fought for civil rights
问题关键词：Martin Luther King 马丁 路德 金
答案：浮的 是否坏蛋
87. Name one American Indian tribe in the United States.
▪ Hopi
问题关键词：American Indian tribe 暧昧绿卡 影帝爱糍粑
答案：厚皮
94. What is the capital of the United States?*
▪ Washington, D.C.
问题关键词：capital of United States盖笔头 有奶的 死替死
答案： 华盛顿 DC
95. Where is the Statue of Liberty?*
▪ New York (Harbor)
问题关键词：Statue of Liberty 死打球 李白踢
答案： 纽约
97. Why does the flag have 50 stars?*
▪ because there are 50 states
问题关键词：flag 50 stars肥了 肥附体 实打实
答案： 比口试 肥附体 死替死
99. When do we celebrate Independence Day?*
▪ July 4
问题关键词：Independence 影帝盼等死
答案： 朱来火 （故事小情节：温影帝不作为，盼等死，朱镕基来火。）
