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My boss and I

(2007-04-29 14:20:42) 下一个

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

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gzlady 回复 悄悄话 I like your sense of humor. I am sure that you will be someone's boss in the future... :)
wonderbear 回复 悄悄话 very smart way of thinking. ha
Eveline 回复 悄悄话 He/she is your boss so what can you do? Be someone's boss, you might feel better.:-)
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