唠唠叨叨唠嘻哈

时下风行一时的嘻哈音乐，都有一个重要的共同特征，那就是---------唠唠叨叨。

Jordin Sparks和Chris Brown合唱的《No Air》：
No air, airNo air, airNo air, airNo air, airNo moreIt's no air, no airNo air, airNo air, airNo air, airNo air, air

听起来真的像大脑缺氧的人断气前的绝唱。

Moriah Carey的新作《Touch My Body》一开始就来了一串Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, 到后来就没完没了地要人家“touch my body”，前前后后不下20次。

唉，玛丽亚凯丽，像你这么魔鬼身材天使歌喉的尤物，都要这么搔首弄姿，不断叫那个书呆子傻小子来摸你的身体，那你也太cheap了点了吧？

Rhianna和J-Z合作的《雨伞》更甚：

Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)Ahuh Ahuh

现在的嘻哈音乐都怎么啦？怎么甫一开始就都咿咿呀呀，哼哼哈哈，像叫床一样？

You can stand under my Umbrella You can stand under my Umbrella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

这么别有用心地勾引别人钻到你的雨伞底下，还能干出什么好事来？

It's raining (raining) Ooo baby it's raining baby come into me Come into me It's raining (raining) Ooo baby it's rainingYou can always come into meCome into me

想象一下，如果在现实生活中有人像上面那些歌手那样讲话，你一定会觉得她是个弱智白痴。但是，一经披上音乐的外衣，就可以这么放肆地嘻嘻哈哈唠唠叨叨，还能让你心甘情愿去掏腰包。

虽然都说生活是一门艺术，可真正的日常生活却是很难艺术得起来的。难道家庭主妇可以像天桥上的模特儿那么走着猫步上菜市场买菜么？

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah。。。。。。