男子忍不住“便”解放 下一秒让人惊呆
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微博日前疯传一段监视器画面,画面中身穿黑衣、蓝色短裤的男子,在通讯行办理业务时,疑似「便意」突然来袭,竟不小心拉出「土黄色泥浆」且直喷地面,不过男子见状后,表现相当淡定,甚至掏出手机宛如没事发生一样,而一旁认真工作的店员,当时似乎还没察觉到异状,令网友们简直看傻眼!
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监视器画面中,这名黑衣男子在柜台前办理业务时,竟然在等待过程中,疑似松懈下来排了气,却因一时力道没控制好,竟把排泄物一同拉了出来且喷洒地面,只见他一脚踩着「土黄色泥浆」,左腿还沾满许多秽物,而他下一秒反应,却令人惊呆。
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男子眼见情况一发不可收拾,第一时间先是偷瞄店员确认对方没发现后,便故作镇定低头看了几眼,随后又继续装没事,甚至从裤子口袋里掏出手机滑看,与当时认真处理业务的店员相比,形成强烈反差。
影片被网友上传微博后,随即被疯狂转发,许多网友们看到土黄色泥浆喷发的瞬间简直吓傻,直呼「太震惊」、「拉肚子的时候,不要轻易相信任何一个屁」、「大力出奇迹」、「晕车的我看到这画面差点吐出来」。也有人看完男子的反应后,表示「尴尬至极」、「掏出手机,难道是怕手机也被排泄物糊了?」、「手机还在别人手上,也无法走」、「一旁的店员都没闻到味道吗?」。
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