姑娘发了一个朋友圈,却被相亲对象的妈妈教育了大半天
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平时见惯了大家吐槽相亲对象的,但今天我要吐槽一下相亲对象的妈妈。
先介绍一下男方家庭:老家拆迁了,赔了几套房,和父母住在镇上,父母在老家镇上厂里上班,目前退休,男的35岁,老家镇上事业单位上班。相亲是因为他是我妈初中同学的侄儿,我和他老家一个地方。
见面之后聊了觉得不合适就和相亲对象直说了, 但是相亲对象偶尔还是会发些“早安”“吃了吗”“洗澡了吗?”
好,下面高潮来了。
昨天晚上闺蜜过生日,刚好闺蜜和她男朋友又确定了结婚日期,就请了很多朋友,发请帖。于是我就发了朋友圈,很正常的朋友圈,见下图。
晚上11点过,相亲对象他妈就给我发来信息,问我“在吗? ”
我想着这么晚了找我估计有什么事,就在看见信息第一时间回复了。
于是.......
我也不知道她从我那张照片里面什么地方看出来男男女女一群人?我和她儿除了第一次见面之后我连微信都没主动发过,就开始来教我相夫教子?
而且她自己的儿子目测还没得我高(我不穿鞋168),居然说有170,然后她家的条件是还要找个165以上的女孩儿。
微信语音翻译过来有些读不顺,将就看就是,我心累的是今天我妈还给我打电话来说我不该删我相亲对象的妈妈,说气得人家一晚上没睡着觉。
我把聊天记录发给我妈看了,我妈来句“睡不着活该”。
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