>>>>飛北京的路途上,空姐給飛機上的老外上餐… >>>> >>>>老外問:What is this? >>>> >>>>空姐答:Cake China ( 饅頭) >>>> >>>>老外問:What is this? >>>> >>>>空姐答:Pizza China ( 餡餅) >>>> >>>>老外問:What is this? >>>> >>>>空姐答:Salad China ( 黃瓜) >>>> >>>>這時空姐放了一個屁 >>>> >>>>老外又問:What is this? >>>> >>>>空姐妙答:Air China ( 中國民航) >>>一百條內褲 >>> >>>一個台灣人出國,海關要求打開行李檢查,發現有七條內褲,奇怪問原因 >>> >>>台灣人回答:“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ... Saturday” >>> >>>官員明白是一天一條。 >>> >>>接著來了個法國人,官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲,奇怪問原因 >>> >>>法國人回答:“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday” >>> >>>星期六,日如何? >>> >>>法國人, NO WEAR. >>> >>>官員明白法國人浪漫,星期六.日是不穿的。 >>> >>>接著來了個印度人,檢查發現有十二條內褲, >>> >>>官員大惑不解,忙問如何?
>>>印度人慢悠悠回答:“ January, February, March, April .......”
>>>最后,祖传中医来到海关,官员发现祖传中医的箱子里有上百条内裤:你走私内裤呀?
>>>祖传中医气愤地说:2012, 2013,2014, 2015 。。。。。。
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
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