笑劈叉!春运火车怎么啥人都有啊…
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每年春节最愁人的就是,春运的车票和火车上一些奇怪的人。
车票能不能抢到全靠运气,好不容易抢到了,路上还可能碰上几个乘客能让你把头笑掉。
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把自己的哭声录下来?完了还要自己听一遍??
请问这位大妈是什么大学毕业的戏一定要这么多吗?
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这是小…小龙女?
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画面感出来了,同学稳住,这都是小场面,莫得慌。
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大家都很关心这面最后卖了吗?
据了解,并没有。而且这位同学还当着女士的面,把面泡了…够狠!
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿姨,你出来前能不能提前打个招呼,这突然一下,谁能顶的住啊?
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这说明这本书真的很有用!
《吸引力法则》,有需要的同学自己去下单吧。
刚醒来的大哥:???
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太损了吧,这不是谋财,这就是害命啊!
没有棉裤在东北下车,你知道这意味着什么吗?
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瞧瞧你不吃不喝不上厕所,给阿姨们都担心成什么样了?
这必须写检讨!
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很多同学怀疑,你遇到的这大哥,是我爸吗?
谁他爸不是突然当着陌生人的面就开始百家讲坛,能聊到地球毁灭,你两眼发昏。
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火车的上下铺都这么有趣吗?
想试试…
还有什么能比得上春运路上的搞笑群众,如果有,那一定是…明年的春运!
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