冷笑话之家!大S婆婆自曝满族人请多担待 S妈这样回
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据台湾媒体报道,大S(徐熙媛)和老公汪小菲结婚八年多,近来登上大陆真人秀《幸福三重奏》,夫妻俩在节目上的日常互动,经常掀起热烈讨论。最新一集内容中,她回顾刚结婚时,婆婆张兰首度来台北家中作客,提到家中为满族人、希望徐家能多照顾,没想到徐妈的反应,却瞬间让张兰傻眼了!
最新一集中,汪小菲亲自烤肉给大家吃,手艺大获好评,甚至被福原爱冠上“BBQ达人”封号。不过,在吃粽子时,大S爆料,夫妻俩过去曾为了吃粽子吵翻天,因为汪小菲不习惯吃咸粽,“粽子为什么是咸的?粽子就应该是甜的!”小两口一来一往斗嘴互动笑翻众人。
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大S接着提到,“我刚跟他结婚的时候,身份证改的时候就要写祖籍,我的祖籍是山东,身份证上面要写他(汪小菲)是满族人。”之后,她的婆婆张兰第一次来台北,到徐家作客吃饭,“我们家就是满族人,满族人(汪小菲)以后就麻烦你们多担待。”没想到,徐妈下秒回说,“兰姐,对不起我听不懂,我们家就是不满足人。”大S笑说,“然后我婆婆当场傻眼。”
汪小菲笑说,“我在台北经常听见这种笑话,听完之后我就…(愣住):‘讲完了?’”大S也举例,某次丈夫频频碎念,她说,“你这样会被人家骑走!”汪小菲傻问原因,她才回说,“(因为)你太机车了!”
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