笑了!警察温馨提示马云:跟警察合影不要站C位
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2月28日,黑龙江哈尔滨,马云参加亚布力中国企业家论坛,刚好赶上哈尔滨天降暴雪,警察在大雪中执勤,马云看到后,摇下车窗向交警致谢,并跟警察蜀黍合影留念。
就是这张史诗级灾难直男合影惹了祸了……
警察蜀黍@平安北京温馨提示马云:#知识普及#与警察蜀黍合影,若站位不太理想,一定别忘记微笑
一……一定是水印遮住了手的原因,去掉就不会有这种违和感了!
不不不,一定是因为马爸爸长得太像犯罪分子的原因,打上马赛克就不会了
……算了,没救了。
#马云元宵节被捕,现场指认诈骗别人的女朋友、老婆钱财案情
跟警察合影,特别是长相欠佳的男同志跟警察合影,千万不能站C位啊!
这血一般的教训,黄渤不是早就告诉过你了吗?
官方皮才是真的皮,从群众中来,到群众中去,和群众皮成一片。
众多警察集体出动,为马云操碎了心
小伙伴们也非常关心马爸爸,提醒马爸爸要配合警察工作,争取宽大处理
@@M大王叫我来巡山:第一张像犯事儿了在求情,第二张就更标准了
@天策麻花:震惊!国内最大线上非法交易平台创始人被捕
@一只叫rich的雄性蜥蜴:如果可以的话,把双手搭在两边的警察同志肩上,就可以避免误会了吧。
@北京厨子爱逼逼:站到两个警察的中间一定要把手露出来!!!!!!
@烏木喂喂威恩耶吞搵威搵扁歐萨斯:你不说我还以为我爸被抓了
估计新的短信截图就快出来了:“我是马云,我被带走了,需要10万保释金,我卡被搜走支付宝被冻结,谁帮我垫付,回报10个亿,有图有真相”
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