理工男寄巧克力表白 被回寄1葱1蒜
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哈哈,大家猜猜剧情,笑不趴下你来找我。11月8日,山西一高校同学们的朋友圈都被这条朋友圈刷屏了,虽然大家不知道主人公是谁,都被这一狗血的剧情笑得前翻后仰。马小马团队辗转多人,终于联系到了发朋友圈的小张,在记者的一再保证不公布主人公姓名的前提下,小张才讲述了这个事情的始末,原来是舍友小赵求爱不成而导致的。
上大学后,小赵总是想法子找理由给女孩打电话、发微信,有时候女孩电话里笑了或是回复信息及时,他都能高兴大半天。小赵说,他旁敲侧击地问过女孩对自己感觉咋样,女孩每次都说没啥感觉,但他觉得只要坚持,迟早有一天能获得女神的芳心。
11月1日小光棍节那天,在小张和其他室友的怂恿下,小赵买了一盒一百多元的巧克力,还写了一张表白卡片一起寄给女孩。之后的时间里小赵每天盯着快递到哪了,女孩签收的那天他既兴奋又紧张。
女孩收到快递后没和小赵说啥,过了一天才告诉给他寄了个快递,记得收。收到快递拆开前他还抱着一丝幻想,谁知拆开快递扑面而来一股味道,打开一看是葱和蒜,里面还夹着张纸条。男孩看完纸条明白了,女孩的意思是:你蒜哪根葱!小赵这几天都闷闷不乐,他说被女神伤了心,需要时间来疗伤。
看着纸条上的字,室友们分析,这多半是女孩的男朋友干的这事。可能女孩也会觉得烦,但干出这事的几率不大。
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