你纹了个啥?这个老外的中文纹身太幽默了
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常有老外把汉字纹在身上,而且因为不懂中文,闹出了不少笑话。比如在身上纹了“鸡汤面”“脑白金”之类的,可以说是很惨了。
机智的外国小哥科迪·威廉姆斯(Cody Williams),则在身上纹了一行能搞蒙其他老外的中文:
科迪是个十分爱好汉字的外国人,他想了很久自己到底要刺什么文字在身上,因为纹身是一辈子的事儿啊,洗纹身会留下超级难看的疤痕,他才不要嘞。
他不想选择很普通的爱、希望、勇气之类老掉牙的汉字,但他也知道一旦纹了中文一定会有很多人问那是什么意思,所以他决定,干脆让纹身告诉对方自己是什么意思啦
科迪也知道,因为他不懂中文,贸然在自己身上纹另一个国家的语言,绝对会闹笑话。所以他事先做了准备,他找了两种不同的翻译,请中文流利的朋友帮忙看。朋友在知道科迪的纹身计划之后,也忍不住笑场了。
想象一下,科迪会遭遇以下情景:
“你的纹身是什么意思?”
“I don't know, I don't speak Chinese”
“你不知道它说什么?!”
“不啊,我知道它说了什么”
“那是什么啊?”
“I don't know, I don't speak Chinese”
这样一来一往,绝对把人逼疯。
所以,最大的问题是:他后悔吗?
呵呵,当然不了。
科迪说,“三年前,我十九岁的时候就搞了这个纹身,至今我仍然爱着它。”
“我都已经开始脑补,等我以后当了爷爷,我孙子们问,爷爷你这个超酷的纹身是什么意思啊,我就告诉他们,‘我不知道,我不会说中国话’,然后孙子到长大之前都不会知道真相,桀桀桀”
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