歪果仁体验高铁,竟遭遇了一股神秘的东方力量
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继拔火罐之后,又一东方神秘力量来了。
近日,图片网站imgur上,一名为TheDaveHughes的歪果网友分享了一段小视频:中国高铁上一位得空放松的大姐。
前方高能!这,绝不是一段简单的自拍。
瞧这无处安放又故作镇定的卡姿兰大眼睛,想来歪果小哥是彻底懵了:这位大姐,您这是嘎哈呢?
一位在上海生活了四个月的网友“DevilMac”表示毫不惊讶,“太常见了……”
还有不少热心人士纷纷留言,对内心受到惊吓的小哥进行科普。
“这是一种按摩器材”,在台湾地区也有人用,长得有点像马桶刷……
@catlover2426:“她这是在促进大脑血液循环呢。”
@HungryKanamit:“我的中国妻子头疼的时候也会用这个……”
——@AwkwardGirl4691:“但感觉这样会让头疼更严重……”
@evenlaura:“这是中国功夫,哈哈哈。顺便提一句,你在中国的社交网站微博上大受欢迎哦。”
是的,这股震慑到歪果仁的东方神秘力量,再次让中国网友自信了一回。
还有网友忍不住脑补歪果小哥的内心戏,似乎比他背后的“东方神功”更精彩。
据观察者网查询,网友所说的按摩器材名为经络拍或按摩捶、养生锤,长得不仅像马桶刷,还很像缩小版的流星锤。
某宝、某东均有售,店家基本都这样介绍:可通过拍打身体各个部位的穴位,达到疏通经络、活血止痛、舒缓疲劳等目的。
说得久坐办公室的小编有点心动……
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