驾考的奇葩挂科原因!已笑晕
文章来源: anakin 于
- 新闻取自各大新闻媒体,新闻内容并不代表本网立场!
科二科三驾考有哪些奇葩挂科原因?看完这些突然觉得世界之大,无奇不有……
1.听朋友说的,每次想象这个画面都很想笑:考试不是都是红外线么,他去考试了,前面一个人考试pass了,手舞足蹈起来,碰到他的红外线感应,他就这样挂了…
2.哈哈哈啊哈我想起和我一起学驾照的男生,他考试的时候门没关好!单面桥、压饼什么都考过了,后来考直角转弯的时候驾驶室的门直接甩开了!哈哈哈
3.安全带绕着脖子就过去了,还扣在了副驾驶上
4.科三!!! 我竟然闯红灯!!!
5.有个少年路考的时候没有按路线到驾驶座,直接中途开了车门上来,考官问他你从哪里来的,正答是应该绕车一周,这少年脑袋一抽说我闵行来的,然后挂了,没错这个少年就是我。
6.考试的时候一男的看到考官手往右边挥了一挥就考右路边停车了结果考官说你干嘛我在挥蚊子呢……
7.一个叔叔路考,换挡的时候把那个杆拔下来了……
8.额呵呵呵呵 考官说我换挡的时候手像个鸡爪所以让我挂了 还在那各种模仿额呵呵=_=
(此条可自行脑补画面……)
9.科二考试,直角不是最简单嘛,两次都挂在直角转弯上。教练都哭了:“你这是破了我的处啊…”
10.摸着考官的大腿了、没有继续往下摸、然后我就挂了。。。
11.哈哈,我也是科三灯光考挂了,不敢和教练说,都说是红绿灯起步熄火什么的,我爸妈知道我挂了以后那叫一个高兴,他们的说法是学车就是要慢慢学多练习,要不然很顺利的考完上路就成杀手
考过驾考和看过别人怎么死的旁友欢迎补充
-->
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_rightside": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[{"type":"text/javascript","src":"//widgets.outbrain.com/outbrain.js","async":"async"}]
}
, "gg_duturandom": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_square": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_topbanner": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_middlesquare": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_dutu": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_botline": {
"html":``,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_dututop": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_shipintop": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_inContent": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[{"type":"text/javascript","src":"//widgets.outbrain.com/outbrain.js","async":"async"}]
}
, "gg_shipinrandom": {
"html":``,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_sideSticky": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
, "gg_bottombanner": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[{"type":"text/javascript","src":"//widgets.outbrain.com/outbrain.js","async":"async"}]
}
, "gg_marquee": {
"html":`
`,
"script":[]
}
}
const adEnv={
"gg_header": {
"html":``,
"script":[{"exec":`(function(){/*
Copyright The Closure Library Authors.
SPDX-License-Identifier: Apache-2.0
*/
'use strict';var g=function(a){var b=0;return function(){return b
=b||null!=a.a&&0!=a.a.offsetHeight&&0!=a.a.offsetWidth||(fa(a),D(a),l.setTimeout(function(){return E(a,b-1)},50))},fa=function(a){var b=a.c;var c="undefined"!=typeof Symbol&&Symbol.iterator&&b[Symbol.iterator];b=c?c.call(b):{next:g(b)};for(c=b.next();!c.done;c=b.next())(c=c.value)&&c.parentNode&&c.parentNode.removeChild(c);a.c=[];(b=a.a)&&b.parentNode&&b.parentNode.removeChild(b);a.a=null};var ia=function(a,b,c,d,e){var f=ha(c),k=function(n){n.appendChild(f);l.setTimeout(function(){f?(0!==f.offsetHeight&&0!==f.offsetWidth?b():a(),f.parentNode&&f.parentNode.removeChild(f)):a()},d)},h=function(n){document.body?k(document.body):0e;e++){var f=c.concat(d[e].split(""));K[e]=f;for(var k=0;k>2;n=(n&
3)<<4|t>>4;t=(t&15)<<2|h>>6;h&=63;f||(h=64,e||(t=64));c.push(b[k],b[n],b[t]||"",b[h]||"")}return c.join("")};try{return JSON.stringify(this.a&&this.a,S)}finally{Uint8Array.prototype.toJSON=a}}:function(){return JSON.stringify(this.a&&this.a,S)};var S=function(a,b){return"number"!==typeof b||!isNaN(b)&&Infinity!==b&&-Infinity!==b?b:String(b)};M.prototype.toString=function(){return this.a.toString()};var T=function(a){O(this,a)};u(T,M);var U=function(a){O(this,a)};u(U,M);var ja=function(a,b){this.c=new B(a);var c=R(b,T,5);c=new y(w,Q(c,4)||"");this.b=new ea(a,c,Q(b,4));this.a=b},ka=function(a,b,c,d){b=new T(b?JSON.parse(b):null);b=new y(w,Q(b,4)||"");C(a.c,b,3,!1,c,function(){ia(function(){F(a.b);d(!1)},function(){d(!0)},Q(a.a,2),Q(a.a,3),Q(a.a,1))})};var la=function(a,b){V(a,"internal_api_load_with_sb",function(c,d,e){ka(b,c,d,e)});V(a,"internal_api_sb",function(){F(b.b)})},V=function(a,b,c){a=l.btoa(a+b);v(a,c)},W=function(a,b,c){for(var d=[],e=2;ec?0:c}else c=-1;0!=c&&(W(a.b,"internal_api_sb"),Z(a,Q(a.a,6)))},function(c){Z(a,c?Q(a.a,4):Q(a.a,5))})},Z=function(a,b){a.c||(a.c=!0,a=new l.XMLHttpRequest,a.open("GET",b,!0),a.send())};(function(a,b){l[a]=function(c){for(var d=[],e=0;e2){dom.hide();}}$("#showallcomment").show();$("#showlesscomment").hide();};',
],
"src":[
{"src":"//count.wenxuecity.com/service/count/script/do.php?type=news&id=104695&n=0&out=jsval"},
{"src": "/news/js/view.js"},
{"src":"/members/js/md5.js"}
]
}
}