Joke: Mike Pompeo's Preach and Practice

by Limin Wang

May 03, 2020

Susan: Honey, are you still hungry?

Mike: No, sweetie, for God's witness, you saw I shoved almost the whole Thanksgiving turkey down.

Susan: That will keep your hunger in bay for how long?

Mike: You bet it can be up to Christmas. Gee, the pipe is clogged. Can I leave the dishes here and wait it out?

Susan: I know you are a good plumber. Use your skills to do some warm-up there.

Mike: Come on, Ma'am. I promise to do better tomorrow on Christmas.

Susan: Honest PP, mhmh, practice what you preach tonight and now. Wait, where is the trump card?

Mike: Don't look at me. I haven't played cards in any house for quite a while.