Many uncountable events have occurred

  before you are ready to be born

Depending on how well you are conceived

  or how accidental you happen to come by

You might stand strong

  as you join your brothers and sisters

Hopefully you are unqiue

  and catchy in the right context

If and only if your parent or doctor

  neither change their mind

  nor mess you up cosmetically or overmaturely

Your future will certainly outlast them happily thereafter

  as long as there are web dwellings

  where free lunch is still served

God bless the free lunch and your lucky charm