才子斌淡淡地看她一眼,淡淡地回答,“I'm sorry that for some reason completely unknown to me, you find all this a burden;however, to me, they are essential etiquette for a gentleman, which I shall,under no circumstances, give up.”
“那我现在...请求你,give up,好不好?”她努力克制自己的声调。
才子斌又淡淡地看她一眼,然后扬起下巴,淡淡地回答,“I respectfully refuse.”
洋洋心想我再去北大你睁开眼看看自己错过了什么样一朵奇葩!
“好,”她咬咬嘴唇,看看旁边,“那现在,为了维持你的......essential etiquette for a gentleman ,麻烦你站起来。”
才子斌看看她。
“请...站起来,”洋洋温和地说,伴着一个手势,“Please stand up. This is extremely important to maintain your essential etiquette for a gentleman.”
“Please kindly explain.”才子斌边说边站了起来。
“别坐下,别坐下......现在...不,还不能坐下......”
才子斌鹤立鸡群地在自习室里站了几分钟,招来无数目光,终于不耐,“方越洋,请解释你的用意!”
方越洋用手托着两腮,“你这么坚持 essential etiquette for a gentleman,难道就不知道,对于绅士而言,在同屋中有女性站起时要起立,在女性进入房间时要起立,在女性离开房间时要起立,在女性来到自己桌前要起立,在女性离开自己桌前也要起立吗?刚才那边有个女生站起来,所以你要起立,后来进来一个女生,你要起立,然后有个女生出去,你要起立,现在...那边有个女生过来,你也要起立,所以......”她停顿一下,“我看为了方便起见,你就不用坐下了!”