| Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: |
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| 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. |
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| 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. |
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| 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
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| 4. A dog's parents never visit. |
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| 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
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| 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. |
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| 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. |
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| 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. |
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| 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" |
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| 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. |
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| 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
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| 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. |
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| 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. |
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And last, but not least: |
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| 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
